Charles Dickens, Master Humphrey’s Clock
Keely 21 New York
|Straight Boys:||Why are all the hot girls lesbians?|
|Lesbians:||Why are all the hot girls straight?|
|Straight Girls:||Why are all the hot guys gay?|
|Gay Guys:||Why are all the hot guys straight?|
|Bisexual People:||WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?|
|Pansexual People:||everyone is hot what do I do|
This is the kind of world we live in today
If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.
That school should be closed.
What a disgrace.
I’m super offended by this, like Is this what we are teaching young men… Like the harassment of women especially black women is starting to piss me off to a super sayian level 4
fucking disgusting. FIERCELY PROTECT YOUNG GIRLS BECAUSE THESE FUCKING ADULTS REFUSE TO
I am 21 now
I want to thank everyone who bought me liquor before now and thus kept me from abusing this new power today
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently