cleverwizard:

Excuse me tumblr why are you unfollowing my mutuals like this

I think I got everyone but does anyone happen to know when “I” unfollowed you?

slayerscake:

How am I supposed to go to sleep with all this clown makeup on

whatdourelfeyessee:

Reblogs very much appreciated 🙏🏼!!!!

the-fandom-at-the-moment-blog:

My gender is whatever the fuck elves have going on in Exandria

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lunar-ease:

This is what I saw in my head  when those three sneaked behind the warehouse. You know, ✨the best people for a stealth mission✨ 

 Love them!! <3

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criticalsorcery:

Ashley is all of us right now

dreamlightpegasi:

For those who have not seen the Search for Grog/Bob oneshots, Lieve’tel was Liam’s character, an elf cleric of the Raven Queen. She also banged Bertrand at the end of the Search for Bob

laxibbeb:

ye

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candyxatu:

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sapphic-oswald:

“met some gays in the wild the other day and it was incredible” @chebbyart on twitter

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arystocrat:

round

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cock-dealer:

cock-dealer:

there’s no wrong way to be trans

if someone transitions into becoming the most boring casual croc-wearing grill dad archetype I think we should celebrate that

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gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:

i love discord’s commitment to being a Gaming Website For Gamers because it means i get hysterical notifications like this

on the one hand connecting all of your online profiles to a public account so random people on the internet can see everything you do is probably not a very good idea. on the other i’m losing my shit reading these comments.

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mentalisttraceur-conversations:

togglesbloggle:

Public service announcement:

If you happen to teach undergrads as a teaching assistant, you will be given a certain amount of latitude depending on the gig.  Sometimes they’ll just have you taking notes on attendance and not otherwise be interacting with the students much, sometimes you’ll grade, give lectures, and have flexibility in attendance policies and rubrics.  These tend to involve more work, but are also more rewarding.

When they assign you to high-responsibility postings, you’ll also have a fair amount of independence.  Usually this situation arises because you’re teaching lab sections for a course with several hundred students in the lecture, and the professor has neither the time nor the inclination to read through everything that the students are doing with chemical titration or mineral identification or whatever.  They’ll tell you what to teach, provide some slides and some worksheets, tell you what grade distribution to vaguely expect, and then let you do your thing.  They’ll mostly hear about you if something goes really well, or really badly.

So here’s the thing.  You will, absolutely, get in trouble for going off-book and giving the students an extra credit option to collect a large number of dead scorpions.  But it won’t be that much trouble, especially if you play the naive grad student card, and it’ll take a couple weeks for the rumor mill to jump from students in your section to students in someone else’s section to another TA to the professor.  So you’ll have plenty of time to collect all your ill-gotten scorpion gains, and explain to your students about stimulated emission and coherence in light and how scorpion chitin is capable of a weak phosphorescence.  And sure, the powers that be can scold you a little bit, but for the rest of your life you’ll always get to be the teacher who collaborated with their class to build a scorpion-powered laser.

The kind of post that makes me realize the poster is more powerful than I will ever be, in dimensions of power I hadn’t even realized exist and will never fully comprehend.

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final-girls:

catholicism was only invented so that lady gaga could write judas and then film the music video

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